EL CUENTO DE PEDRITO Y EL OSO

Hola a todos!
Todos los dias nos llega un e-mail de este tipo:

Dear IUJ Community:
Re: Watch Out the Wild Bears!!!
The wild bear has been witnessed near the MLIC building this afternoon.
Please watch out the wild bears while you are taking a walk around campus.
Ifyou find wild bears, please give us the information without loss of time.
Call at x444 (Gaurdsman's office) or x100 (FHSC Office).
Thanks for your attention.
Finance & Human Affairs Service Center (FHSC)

La verdad, nadie ha visto un oso, y ya a nadie le importa asi que espero que si aparece uno, ataque a "Pedrito" y no a mi.
Saludos!